Funny texts for your facebook/whatsapp status 2021

Shinaayo

1. I emailed my CV to WWE by mistake now I just received a mail that I have a match with John Cena on friday

3. Not everything you do you must post on social media. It been 2 months now that I've been in America, did I post it?*

4. He who is rich today will still be rich tomorrow 😑

5. The person that wants to teach me Bitcoin trading is flashing me 😥

7. The Patient Dog🐕,Dun Finally get Ulcer😒😒

8. Just cos this babe on hotspot for me, she posted "Help the needy"

9. Deep down in me I wanna keep long nails 😩 buh damn!

10. People wey dey study my life, una get exam next week