Funny texts to keep you laughing
1. I emailed my CV to WWE by mistake now I just received a mail that I have a match with John Cena on friday
2. I remembered my first kiss
I didn't sleep at night π
I thought I was pregnant π
3. Not everything you do you must post on social media. It been 2 months now that I've been in America, did I post it?*
4. He who is rich today will still be rich tomorrow π
I just want to motivate una π€·
5. The person that wants to teach me Bitcoin trading is flashing me π₯
6. whatever you go through in life
Please eat first,
EAT!!!!!!
7. The Patient Dogπ,Dun Finally get Ulcerππ
8. Just cos this babe on hotspot for me, she posted "Help the needy"
Your papa ππΎ
9. Deep down in me I wanna keep long nails π© buh damn!
They are so deliciousπ
10. People wey dey study my life, una get exam next week