A FUNNY STORY

Poppy

When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old man sitting on a park

bench sobbing his eyes out.  I stopped and asked him what was wrong.

He told me, 'I have a 22 year old wife at home. She rubs my back every

morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and

I continued, 'Well, then why are you crying?'

He added, 'She makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favourite

biscuits, cleans the house and then watches sports TV with me for the rest

He said, 'For dinner she makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my

favourite dessert and then we cuddle until the small hours.'

I inquired, 'Well then, why in the world would you be crying?'

He replied, 'I can't remember where I live.'