Baskadia

Kira's Diary

Dear Diary, am angry, furious, I don’t even know what else to use to describe how am feeling. I was at work today, so I was feeling hungry after taking eggroll,gala, and Pepsi in the morning. So in the afternoon I thought about it, what should I eat for lunch and I was like oh, let me go for did I and òbè èwèdu. So I stood up from my chair at the front desk to go get the food, on my way I stopped cause I felt this urge to pee. So I was like should I go get the food first, then pee later or go pee first, get the food later. I went with the second option which is to pee first and get the food later. If only I knew, I would have fucking buy the food then come pee later. So as I was saying, I went to per, wash my hands. After finishing my business in the bathroom, I continued on my way to go and get the food. My trouser was unzipped because it was too tight for me cause am fat and I don't have the time and strength to push in my tummy for it to be zipped so I left it that way. My trouser was left  hanging on my waist, I was uncomfortable as I was walking cause of thigh chafing ( this happens to fat people, it's occurs when the two thighs rubs against each other through skin to skin contact or through clothing). So I was like let me drag the fucking trouser up and as I was doing that, I heard a fucking smack on the fucking ground. I froze and time stood still for a second( it wasn’t for any romantic situation) I couldn't fucking move. So I looked down and saw my fucking phone smashed on the fucking ground. The fucking screen was cracked without any fucking screen guide. I don't know if I should laugh, cry or scream. I just picked the phone and went to get the Èbà, Àmàlà and Òbè èwèdu. No heartbreak is fucking worse than that.

By

Juddith Potter