Baskadia

You can start by saying hi what's up and if she replies hi say I want to tell you something and she will say continue then you will start with jokes like won't you come for the party then she will be like which party then you will say maybe your sponge is 5 years old then she will begin so smile then you again say can we talk and if she says okay you can say if I get a girl friend I will use her as my wallpaper so that I will not download any wallpaper then she says meaning then you will say I want u to be my wallpaper then if she says WHAT just say read the first sentence correctly then let the conversation beginning

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