Baskadia

In no way had a fast car

As a younger man

Best slow clunkers

And fast ladies

That best cared

About a tough dick

Not anything to brag approximately

Or to take domestic to mom.

I had buddies with speedy cars

And gradual women

Sluggish and deliberate

Lady friend material

They referred to as them

Those gradual girls

They always checked out me

And my shitty automobile

And my fast ladies

With hatred and jealousy.