SATURDAY
It was on a Saturday rainy day
Was going to “mile 2” sorry “Obalende”
Tried using the Uber app but “network no Dey”
Picked up my raincoat like “I had to be on my way”
Rushed to the bus stop didn’t want no delay
Got there just in time to meet the last bus
Entered the bus just to only find six people
Thinking out loud “bruh why the hurry it’s just us”
He replied “you no see rain Dey fall you wan Dey press pause”
Bus started moving and we had just passed four stops
Then I heard a loud noise “Praise God”
The lady next to him was in so much shock
She had to shake her head and nod
I Just laughed like ha ha good lord
He went on preaching for minutes
Focused his topics on lies and deceit
Saying if you steal from God you’ll be dealt with
Flexing every vein like a protruding clit
Then he took is sit
Thought that was all till we had more on the bus
This man was here to advertise drugs
Said we all had this infection inside us
That the drugs he had could cure us
That all he asked was 200 box (#200)
With so much vigor he talked
But no one answered, they bored
Kept on explaining word by word
Like the drugs are genuine he swore to God
After so much persuasion
He hissed, sat without hesitation
Mumming “we can’t even see his condition”
Saying he’s leg aches from his talking position
The woman behind him whispered” nah your only option”
Almost reaching “Obalende”
Few minutes after two girls said “pilot e Dey”
A man shouted at the back saying “where my change nah which way”.
He heard “Wetin you talk, you say”
Replied with anger
“Give my change before I loose my temper”
“Calm down oga” the drivers voice got softer
Passing the man his change with a little laughter
Well it was now 10am
The rain has stopped it’s mayhem
Like so much happened in this bus didn’t it
Didn’t want to board it
But it was worth it
My rainy Saturday morning