Baskadia

To be an ideal woman,
First, you have to cross your legs and sit properly,
For legs spread apart could say alot about you.
It could mean you are not well behaved or well trained,
It could mean you are inviting people to freely invade your privacy,
It could simply mean you are a slut.
You are not a proper woman then,
Not an ideal one definitely.

Second, speak in a soft, soothing voice.
Do not ever speak too loudly or shout,
Do not ever swear or curse
Or speak in a tone that's offensive to the opposite sex,
For this could harm the feminine status of yours,
It could simply make you undesirable,
You are not a proper woman then,
Not an ideal one definitely.

Thirdly, you are expected to dress nicely,
For clothes in your case would describe you,
You cannot dress according to your choice,
Always dress to impress,
For having a choice could mean you are high maintenance.
And not having any could make you less appealing,
Tomboyish in a few cases.
You are not a proper woman then,
Not an ideal one definitely.

Fourth,and the most important one don't ever express your thoughts and feelings,
For expressing your thoughts would make you too opinionated, too feminist .
And expressing your feelings could make you too fragile to handle,
No one wants to listen about your pain,
For it's a girlish thing and it should stay hidden form the man's world.
Do not ever laugh too loud , cry too often or speak too much,
For that would make you less needed.
You are not a proper woman then,
Not an ideal one definitely.

Now that you have learnt all the above things,
You are prepared to be a woman in this world.
A gracious, desirable, needed, cool woman.
Remember to not be too much of yourself
And surely forget your human nature,
You cannot afford to make mistakes not like other humans,
For all you are needed to be is an,
Ideal woman.