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Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste." Chinese: "Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth." Lawyer: "Ugh. this is kerosene." Chinese: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20."

DOCTOR Chris and American lawyer

A Lawyer Tries To Trick A Chinese Doctor Into Giving Him $100


A Chinese doctor can't find a job in a hospital in the US, so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside that reads "GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100."


An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic.


Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste."


Chinese: "Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth."


Lawyer: "Ugh. this is kerosene."


Chinese: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20."


The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money.


Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything."


Chinese: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth."


Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste."


Chinese: "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20."


The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.


Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak I can't see at all."


Chinese: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100."


Lawyer (staring at the note): "But this is $20, not $100!!"


Chinese: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20"

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