In no way had a fast car
As a younger man
Best slow clunkers
And fast ladies
That best cared
About a tough dick
Not anything to brag approximately
Or to take domestic to mom.
I had buddies with speedy cars
And gradual women
Sluggish and deliberate
Lady friend material
They referred to as them
Those gradual girls
They always checked out me
And my shitty automobile
And my fast ladies
With hatred and jealousy.