Baskadia

[Dad found Dave not in mood. Dad walks up to him]

Dad: [wave his hands at him] Hey! Dave what's up?

Dave: Everyone is not doing Christmas this year.

Dad: Oh no. Everyone will, it's December and it's around the corner. We would surely celebrate it. But why did you say that?

Dave: I told santa 🎅 a joke last year and he died of laughter [cries] no Christmas this year. 🤣🤣🤣