Baskadia

Clever woman

One day a woman was playing golf. When she hit the ball it went into the forest.

When she went to find the ball, she found a frog trapped in the net. The frog said to him - "If you free me from this, I will give you three boons."

"The woman set him free

The frog said - "Thank you, but I have one condition among the three boons, whatever you ask for, your husband will get ten times that."

The woman said - "Okay." She asked for the first boon that I want to become the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her - "Do you know that this boon will make your husband the most handsome man in the world."

The woman said - "That's okay, because I will become the most beautiful woman in the world and he will see only me!"

The frog said - "Amen"

In her second boon she said that I want to become the richest woman in the world.

The frog said - "This will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will have ten times more money than you."

The woman said - "No problem. Everything of mine is his and everything of his is mine!"

The frog said - "Amen"

When the frog asked for his last boon, he asked for a "mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are intelligent, stay away from them!

Female readers are requested not to read further, the joke ends here for you. Stop here and feel good!!

Male Reader: Please read further.

Her husband had a heart attack "10 times lighter" than that.

Moral of the story: Women think they are really intelligent.

Let them think like this, what difference does it make?