
High heels were invented by a
woman who had been kissed on the forehead.
By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he already has a son who thinks he's wrong.
The first time I sang in the church choir, two hundred people changed their religion.
They say marriage is a match made in heaven, But so is thunder and lighting.
If you think you're too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.
Learn the rules like a pro, so you can break them like an artist.
The elevator to success is out of order, you'll have to use the stairs... One step at a time.
It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by then I was too famous.